Here are some suggestions:
-Ban Tylenol for relieving God-sent hangovers
-Ban crutches for the disabled because they're "merely a crutch"
-Ban pasteurization for being in the pocket of Big Lactose
-Ban Band-aids for refusing to sell Ronald Regan Special Editions
-Ban anti-depressants for making Brooke Shields want to act again
antibiotics for being against biotics. We love the Bionic Woman.
-Ban fungicide because genocide isn't fun; it's something to be ignored
-Ban viruses for infecting the computers of Republicans trying to instant-message
-Ban all of medicine and arrest all the doctors because only God heals the sick
recap: Stem Cell Science was stopped from discovering cures and wasted a decade of research appeasing the Right which could
have stopped millions from suffering needlessly.
Why must they suffer? Because of the President's religion.
What if the cure for AIDS was discovered to be a blood transfusion and the president
was a Jehovah's Witness? One dead nation under God.